All these guys tell stories everyone can tell
All these girls are boring deep under their shell
‘Cause everyone knows that these chicks are those
Whose daughters were who we first chose

I won’t forget first time my girl took me home
I was so proud that I could call her my own
Would her parents like me, would they show me the door?
But as her mum smiled, I swear, I never felt like this before
Are these real? Let me feel! Stuttering and sweating…
‘Cause her sex appeal took control over me!

Every time, I swear, I returned to my girl
I was hoping she would cross my way
When we got laid, it was her in my head
And my yearning grew with every day

Who can blame boys? They must appease their desire
Victims of drive, ensnared by those they admire
Girls, so green and innocent, they’re twisting my head
But it’s the women, so mature, I bet who’s crazy in bed
Can’t decide what feels right, salad or roll
How will I ever find the woman of my life?

‘Cause every time, I swear, I returned to my girl
I was hoping she would cross my way
When we got laid, it was her in my head
And my yearning grew with every day
Every time, I swear, I returned to my girl
I got nervous when she crossed my way
I felt like an ass and I should have left
But the desperate boy in me made me stay

Years have passed, it’s long time over
Sometimes I still think about her
Don’t know really how to feel
Heard her boobs have not been real
I wonder if it made a difference
But I have enough
Women, get it, fake boobs fucking turn me off!

Every time, I swear, I returned to my girl
I was hoping she would cross my way
When we got laid, it was her in my head
And my yearning grew with every day
Boys, you can’t prepare, MILFs will always be there
The forbidden fruit of maturity
Daughters, beware, when your guys start to stare
‘Cause that’s how it’s always gonna be
It always will be…
Always gonna be…
It always will be…
It always will be…