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Teenage High School Pussy Punks

by Tripper Dipper

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Stop you fucking cock It’s time for old-school high school pop punk rock It’s time for perky party songs, virgin teeny cunts Teenage high school pussy punks No long hair, no beard growth, no wieners, WE’RE OLD-SCHOOL! No tight pants restraining our balls No screaming, no weeping, no breakdowns, WE’RE OLD-SCHOOL! No circle pits, no deathly walls Pause little exhausted cock It’s time for old-school high school pop punk rock It’s time for cheesy sunset songs, making out, getting drunk At beach parties all night long Fuck tunnels, fuck cleavages, fuck sounding like boy bands Fuck every tone that’s in tune Fuck parents, fuck teens who are too young to fuck with Fuck each law and every rule, FUCK YOU! We bring back those days, which were happy and gay When pop-punk did prevail We shit on all rules, being sassy and do Those things that pop punks do We fart, burp in public, we pick our noses We walk around with taken down pants We jaywalk, play truant, we wear gaudy clothes Let everybody watch our bare ass We’re here to have fun and of cause to get famous And maybe for some willing girls We’re cheeky, we’re young so tell who wants to blame us? It’s time for our songs to infect this world (Sassy skating old-school high school virgin surfing teenage pussy punks)
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All these guys tell stories everyone can tell All these girls are boring deep under their shell ‘Cause everyone knows that these chicks are those Whose daughters were who we first chose I won’t forget first time my girl took me home I was so proud that I could call her my own Would her parents like me, would they show me the door? But as her mum smiled, I swear, I never felt like this before Are these real? Let me feel! Stuttering and sweating… ‘Cause her sex appeal took control over me! Every time, I swear, I returned to my girl I was hoping she would cross my way When we got laid, it was her in my head And my yearning grew with every day Who can blame boys? They must appease their desire Victims of drive, ensnared by those they admire Girls, so green and innocent, they’re twisting my head But it’s the women, so mature, I bet who’s crazy in bed Can’t decide what feels right, salad or roll How will I ever find the woman of my life? ‘Cause every time, I swear, I returned to my girl I was hoping she would cross my way When we got laid, it was her in my head And my yearning grew with every day Every time, I swear, I returned to my girl I got nervous when she crossed my way I felt like an ass and I should have left But the desperate boy in me made me stay Years have passed, it’s long time over Sometimes I still think about her Don’t know really how to feel Heard her boobs have not been real I wonder if it made a difference But I have enough Women, get it, fake boobs fucking turn me off! Every time, I swear, I returned to my girl I was hoping she would cross my way When we got laid, it was her in my head And my yearning grew with every day Boys, you can’t prepare, MILFs will always be there The forbidden fruit of maturity Daughters, beware, when your guys start to stare ‘Cause that’s how it’s always gonna be It always will be… Always gonna be… It always will be… It always will be…
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Never figured out that game, never liked it You laid down the rules and dragged me in Without a chance to win Three days that I held out in vain (waiting for nothing) In the end I screwed it up like everything This stories suck I’ve been too blind To read between those famous lines How can one loose Without a bet Before the curtain seals the end? Nights so mild and this ambience behind Memories that haunt my mind All I’ve been, losing all my self-esteem Seemed unworthy by your side Leading actors in my play, ain’t it stupid? Let’s repeat yesterday, and I will grow up All years that I held out in vain (waiting for nothing) But in my dreams she still appears Nights so mild and this ambience behind Memories that haunt my mind All I’ve been, losing all my self-esteem Seemed unworthy by your side Maybe I overact And maybe I regret things I’ve never done Maybe I have to confess that this life goes on And I cannot curse a story never penned But I’ll read it till the end again and again! Nights so mild and this ambience behind Wish I never had to hide All I’ve been, losing all my self-esteem Seemed unworthy by your side Still I am Can’t pretend Won’t share this memories again Stories must end
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When did all those years pass by? Of all those obligations in my mind Falling in love seems to be the hardest And when I’m running out of steam I step into my Friday time machine Get back to where our memories once started And I travel on and on and on and on Till the aftermath is gone Why can’t they just let me be? Let me rehabilitate for society? How can I hide my superficial needs? When cute girls always teach me superficiality! Generate new memories And one day all the old ones let you be Just get a random girl to start with But as the end of the week draws near All I’ve learned instantly disappears As my tempting past habits are calling And I travel on and on and on and on Till the aftermath is gone Why can’t they just let me be? Let me rehabilitate for society? How can I hide my superficial needs? When cute girls always teach me superficiality! Boys, when abstinence makes them blind Those Girls are harder to find Who get all their demands satisfied And girls, though they keep trying so hard Are not worth their tiniest flaw And you ask, “Is it worth trying for?” And I’ll travel on and on and on and on Till the aftermath is gone Why can’t they just let me be? Let me rehabilitate for society? How can I hide my superficial needs? When cute girls always teach me superficiality!
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Lying here pooped, it was a damn sweaty affair Her glance tells me she feels alike while she’s twiddling with my hair Hell, is she so hot? ‘Cause something’s bemusing my mind The sun shining right in here makes me pondering inside Is it just me who thinks so or does every fucking guy That the most exhausting thing is a nice fuck in summertime? Next day hanging out not wasting any thought on it My pal called me for a talk with him, he sounded very ruminative We met at Mr. Width, I was prepared for anything But not for what he asked me, he wondered why I kept smiling Is it just him supposing it or do I too opine That the most exhausting thing is a nice fuck in summertime? Woho, woho, woho, wohoo, woho, woho, woho, wohoo... A nice fuck in summer is always exhausting A nice fuck however is better than scrubbing yeah!
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Always been the same when we met Going out – getting drunk – going home – getting laid Constant eagerness and craving in our heads It was more than just addiction, it was everything we had And she knew how to take the reins Every night he stood his ground, though each morning it did pain When she sweetly spoke out her magic word She knew I could not resist and this is why it still hurts Maybe it’s done, I lost the run But there is one thing left she taught me I must confess that I can’t regret that day we met I hope that no one will ever take on with me And she, she won’t ever forget “It has never been like this,” she said She always proved me and I took her high Now it’s over and I can’t conceive why… And each time I drove back to her There was always need for talk, but we knew what we preferred Maybe it was our love elixir Maybe it sealed our end and that’s always been my fear Okay it’s done, now that she’s gone But there is one thing left she taught me I must confess that I can’t regret that day we met I hope that no one will ever take on with me And don’t forget my eyes And I will bear in mind your glance there in my bed Your glance there in my bed… You, you should never forget! “It has never been like this,” you said Sell me some mercy and I will attest I never tried to fuck your ass! Sell me some mercy and I will attest In the end I have fucked you the best!
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released August 3, 2015

Jay Cunter: Vocals and Guitars
Terrance White: Drums, Production and Artwork
Choirs, Gang Shouts and Outro: Association of Retarded Sassy Skatin’ Old-School High School Virgin Surfin’ Teenage Pussy Punks

Many thanks to the following skater kidz, without whom this Demo would not have been possible:
Big A for the drums and the recording equipment
Paul Lucas for the bass guitar
Jennifer B. for being a sexy little girl with bad manners
Our bros from Wound Spreader/Nuclear Nature for the recording room
All the innocent girls and experienced MILFs in this world who influenced our way of thinking and songwriting

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